A piece of string walked into a bar and said Gimme a beer! but the bartender said Get outta here! We dont serve your kind here! So the string left, but he was thirsty, and he really wanted a beer, so he messed up his hair real badly and looped himself around until he had tied himself into a knot. When the string went back into the bar, the bartender looked at him suspiciously and said Arent you that worthless piece of string I just threw outta here? No, the string replied,